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I was just informed that I need to buy a cap and gown if I plan to attend either convocation and/or graduation or both.  I am not sure how much it will be; however, for something that I am only going to wear once, I am sure it will seem expensive nonetheless. 

Now, I am not bitching about having to spend more money on an item that, much like a prom dress, it loses its value once you take it off, tho I am guessing the sentimental value of such dress is much higher for a teenager in prom night than it is to me on graduation day.  What I’d like to understand is why can’t you just order them online? why do they insist in making me go to the bookstore to purchase such items?  I get raped buying anything from the bookstore regardless of whether or not I buy it online and/or at the store.  Last time I checked gowns came on “one size fits all” and you can either get the “hey, I am normal size, I’ll fit into anything” or “hey I am a fatty, give me size fat” gowns! is the fit really what makes this such a critical purchase that it must be made at the bookstore? 

Sometimes I just don’t get it. 

I think I done lost my phone…..whoopsy. It better be in my car!!!

Woke up and let my alarm snooze for way too long.  At least I had enough time to put together a lunch/dinner bag to take to school.  I suppose I could eat at school but everytime I try to do that I end up at the bar and we all know how one of those stories will end.

The roads were cleared but it was a different story about the parking lot and sidewalks at school.  It doesnt help that I have a natural tendency to try to walk in the less traveled areas so I am sure I looked pretty ridiculous when I nearly fell on my ass because I had no traction in my shoes.  I wish I had yak tracks, I missed having them today for the first time.

I must remember to use the microwave in either Thompson hall or Student Union I, the lines to use the microwaves at the Johnson Center are kind of ridiculous.  On other news, yes! they have like four microwaves at the Johnson Center.

I always find it funny how all the people that use mac books tend to conglomerate into their own little clicks, they all seem to be taking the same classes, they all have pretty much the same major, or they are all part of a sorority.  Yes, girls must be cute and apparently customizing your mac book is “in” now; oh pink mac book how I adore you.

I saw my sister a couple of days ago, she is now nearly 5 months pregnant.  She feels like her tummy should be bigger, you can see it morphing into what a “pregnant” stomach/bulge is supposed to look like, she feels it inadequate nonetheless.

I’ve been told to curve my prolific use of profanity around the pregnant lady.  I am not sure why, the last study I watched proved that while fetuses can hear, and respond to sound, unless the sound doesnt reach at least 90+ decibels, when it gets to them, they wont be able to feel/hear it.  I shall abide by their wishes.

My statistics professor is a funny guy.  I guess he has a sense of humor after all.  He is from Korea and I guess the university felt it upon themselves to help perpetuate the notion that asian guys are good at math.

These stand for me

Name your God and Bleed the Freak

I’d like to see

How you all would bleed for me.

My brother’s kid, Marley, walks now! He’s also started to talk, or try to at least.  He can agua, uva, and mama and papa.  He laughs a lot and has an was born with a natural affinity for dancing, I guess he gets the affinity for dancing from my mother.

For some reason I just analyzed the graffiti written on the desk I am sitting on.  Not one graffito is personalized, wtf? every single one of them makes reference to a certain subject class.  Whatever happened to simply writting your real name, your nickname/moniker as you deface the walls of the school, or in this case the desks at school.

It is way too sunny outside.  It is cold enough that it would be a great day to go out and play in the snow… And on that note, I shall make my way to my next class.

@doggiegirl maybe u oughta think bout leaving work when u r supposed to

Sweeeet!! my stats book is like $150 and I still need to buy 4 or 5 more books for my other classes.

Not only parking sucks but I am almost certain that it has gotten even worse than ever, rumor has it that it will only get worse before it gets better.

I wonder why so many students still prefer a paper syllabus than the electronic format.  What a bunch of turds.

At least this end of the building has good int3rw3bz connectivity.

It is definitely a strange feeling when I walk into a spanish class and I leave with the knowledge that I speak it better than the professor.

drnkng beer @ houston airport while medics try reviving old man dying

bout to play rockband!!

@dizkodan sleep is for the weak!!!

@punquin 15% to 20% usually. Just figure out what 10% will be and double it, if not you can always use your cell phone as calculator.