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Fun on campus

As I walked to class today I found this little add that was attached to a stake sticking from the ground that read “Do you have the Mason escort services phone number?” so I pulled it out of its protective plastic sleeve and “redesigned” it.  The add now reads “Do you have the Mason escort […]

Income Taxes

Taxes are done! finally.  I dont know why in the last three years I’ve waited until the very last minute to get them done; I guess having felt like Iam been raped doesnt help either.  Hopefully I’ll get that “economic stimulus” that the administration has kindly given us so that, at least for the time […]

Can I finish reading this before 2pm?

I am up and getting ready to start reading the material for this afternoon’s class.  The article is roughly 40 pages long and I am not sure if I am going to finish reading it all before that.  I should’ve started reading it yesterday but I got distracted.

Dear Punque please advise

Yo!! so I had to “restore” the ipod you kindly gave to me, says that windows cannot compute anything that was previously attached to a mac and stuff.  The restore went fine, however it now wants me to hook up the ipod to the “external power supply” and the wall jack?? does this ipod model […]

Fucking stab me in the eye!!

This class is so fucking boring.  I wish I had decided to go rollerblading instead.

I went rollerblading today.  I think I did something like 18 to 19 miles but I could’ve gone for a bit longer.  I didnt do as well as I had hoped since the last time I wore rollerblades was nearly a year ago.  I fell once and I have the scars to prove it, trail […]

Ive been up for the past two hours and I havent done shit but sit on my ass looking at stupid ebay stuff I dont need to buy.  I am gonna make one phone call to see if I can get someone else to get of his ass and go to the trail with me, […]

Ate too freaking much, I cannot sleep because my HUGE stomach hurts if I lay on it. Today was a good day after all. I didnt sleep but 2 hours but I did relatively well on an exam for a class, even though I didnt study for shiitz, I hanged out with my body Dan […]

FUcking guest speakers in class.  Though not a complete and total waste of time, they have interfered with my beer intake.   Damn it to hell!!! leaving class just now

@dizkodan bwahaha yeah at least we sat at friday’s drinking cappucinos and smoking cigarretes. we was sophisticated

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