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Rants Of A Lazy Mexican

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Maria what are you doing up so early? its like 8:15 in the morning and I got aim messages from you? go to sleep homie 😛

family

U know I dont usually make comment like this but I feel like I need to this now I believe I am one a very fortunate person because I have the greatest family on earth (to those that disagree well FUCK YOU!!! ) I love my parents and I love my brother and sistah and […]

Party

when: Saturday 28th at 8 pm ( I figure since we ar such slacker everyon will start showing up at 9pm) where: My house. same deal as my last party, ssp will be djing the night away and I will have have snacks and some alcohol for everyone. If you aint been to my hizzou […]

Feel my Mexican Powers!!!!!!

AWWWW YEEAAAHHH check me out suckas, I am thinking I should try to sell this picture to some mexican beer company…. how would you like to be greeted with that picture on your next bottle of Corona?

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Martha stewart showed me how to eat turkey with my butt!!! Happy thanksgiving everyone

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Well fuck I guess it was time for a goddamm new monitor I come home and tried to turn on my monitor and I am greeted with a big loud pop from that piece of shit…. I guess I gotta go and get a new one now.. unless one of my good friend would like […]

I aint no muthafucking role model

Life aint nothing but bitches and money

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Today is both fun and sad, how so do you ask?? well lemme elaborate and shit a) Its my uncle’s bday and shit, so my entire family got together and we are having drinks and alot of fucking food and we are having lots of fun making fun of each other. b) Its sad cause […]

hahaha

YOU ARE NEXT!!!!!

Re:

So I went to court today and it went alot better than I was expecting. I decided to not get a lawyer after all and just go and see if either I could ask for a new court date so I can hire a lawyer or just go in and plead not guilty and see […]

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