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Rants Of A Lazy Mexican

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I sometimes wonder if my luck can get any worse this semester a) my teacher doesnt like me cause I came in late, nevermind that there was unusually large amounts of traffic. b) I have had the misfortune of becoming part of a class group for the rest of the semester, and I must say […]

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Some days I just I could kill somebody me: I need to speak to my advisor, I’d like to make an appointment please. dumb muthafucka behind desk: Uhmm yeah he wont be in until 5pm. me: I am aware of of that, I would like to make an appointment to talk to him please. dumb […]

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Dear Rob Shortley this is what I am talking about

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New cd player installed in my car, and I must say IT FUCKING RULES if you are wondering which unit I had installed in my car it is the Pioneer DEH-P7500MP

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Dear Leanne Shortley: I must apologize for I am now drinking one of your negra modelo beers this is actually not too bad

heh..

Dear Mr Rob Shortley: I am bored, I am coming ovah to your place right now to steal my scsi cable for my scanner I shall molest your cats too.

Pot Kettle Bla…. Pink

I hate picture frames!!!! that is all

My Family Rules!!!!

This is what I call a goddamm xmas celebration It is 6:30 am and my family just left I am highly surprised that I am even able to type this message Feliz navidad muthafuckas

babelfish sez:

felices pascuas negros

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My HR manager is a fucking dancing monkey fucking biiiiiiiiitch I tell ya

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