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Rants Of A Lazy Mexican

how I fucking hate spring

So it has begun, perhaps much earlier than in previous years but alas spring is here and so is my love/hate relationship with spring. I cannot explain to you how much I fucking hate hate spring to you right now, however I can tell you that I love the fact that bitches are starting to […]

Blind Date

“I am not gonna lie, if you are my girlfriend I will cheat on you if I see an upgrade” bwwaaahahahah niiice

Vermont Casting Grills Rule

Thank You canadian friends for making one of the finest series of grills ever known to man Vermont casting grills is the shitz!!!

Chris Rock LIve

All I gotz to says is dat x rock better be fucking funny tonite or else I will fucking burn a cross outside DAR constitution hall And now I just need directions to DAR constitution hall hehehe

Go to the gym my ass

So I decided to go shopping for some clothing and I ended up spending a couple hundred dollars. Its amazing how much money one can spend on clothing. I must go to the gym

To captain AO

did you by any chance happen to record the new episode of the sopranos in your tivo??? please let me know for I was unable to watch it

notary

Any of you bitches know a place and/or someone that can notorize a power of attorney that is close by my hizzou? I need to do deeeez shit by tomorrow noon. Aint Mr Sweeney in this line of duty?

92

Maria Elba, do you wanna hang out wif me during spring break??? I get wednesday and thursday off fo reel uhmm spring break starts like on 03/06/04

Re:

Cheesauce I just found the best Gardenburger

90

yo biatch, my buddy wants to come and check out the cubik room tomorrow night so I was wondering if you do me a favor and hook him up with the reduced price list juntz, for him and his hoe…. the names are christopher vinh and christina cardona and yours truly…. I’ll be coming tomorrow […]

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