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Rants Of A Lazy Mexican

Bored

I am bored, I dont like class, I am totally going to smack someone before the end of the day unless I decide to skip class and go skiing instead. I cant believe that I cant find anyone that would just up and go uhmm I suppose having a real job and shit would put […]

Cant Sleep

Feeling like a box jellyfish aimless, brainless, and well capable of killing!!!! Dont fuck with me muthafucka!!!!

People and how they behave around me

Please, do yourself a fucking favor, do not greet me with a smile on your face when I damm well know that up to recently you would’ve loved to fucking kill me with your own bare hands. I love how you can sit there and act the part, I love how you can sit there […]

Toilets and super glue…. is this what constipation feels like?

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/9911744/ if I saw nothing else today, I could die a happy man. Things like this really make me appreciate just how little my problems in life really are. Suddenly left with the feeling, taking a shit without anything going wrong, is heavenly. Yours truly, The Turd Burglar.

Still working on conjuring a corporal patronum!!

She is my fucking dementor!!!!

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Dear Maria chilidog, please tell me that you have a copy of Stabbing Westward’s UNGOD. I feel like I need to listen to that album about a dozen times hehehe.

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maria chilidog are you gonna go ice skating today or tomorrow? please let me know asap, phone me please. Gracias.

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what the fuck is going on tonite? tell me what to do bitches

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Movie quote

I ma need some help on this one guys. Does anybody know where this quote comes from? “I am very dissapointed!!”. I know it aint much to go on but from what I understand the person saying this has a deep voice and says it very loudly. I am thinking it comes from some sort […]

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