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Rants Of A Lazy Mexican

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Dear life please stop fucking sucking!!!! I just spent the last three hours at the gym. I am not even tired. If I can only manage to get some madafaking sleep then perhaps wouldnt suck as much.

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I just finished my third martini of the night. I am ready for another one, yet I dont even feel like making another batch of them. I want to smoke a cigaretten but I dont feel like going outside, I dont smoke indoors cuz it makes my place smell like poo. Damn it, I wish […]

Spiders on my bed

So I walked pass my bed and I casually look at one of my pillows and what do I see? A spider about the size of a quarter, maybe a little bigger. My first reaction was to go get something from the beeping microwave but then I was afraid that if I did that I […]

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So apparently I am an uncle now. My little brother’s kid was delivered earlier this morning via c section. The kid was trying to come out feet first. I told my brother that his kid is such a fucking wetback that the only reason his kid was coming out feet first was so that as […]

HE’S ALIVE!

Christ! my teacher for my adj 424 class is such a bitch. I am not sure that not making friends with her will serve me well in class. Today I just couldnt fucking contain myself and as I said out loud “Damn that was rude!!” when she chastise a student in class I just kept […]

Holy Shit

Third class for the week done and I havent gotten sick of school already, this has to be some kinda record 🙂 I am gonna go outside and read a book on child development cuz its nice out… or at least it was earlier today. Two more class to go for the day…. I wonder […]

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I need new bike trails. I did part of the W&OD trail + Curtis trail (entirely)+ Mount Vernon trail (entirely)+ Four Mile Run trail (entirely) yesterday. I am running out of trails, I think all I have left is the C&O canal and Rock Creek. I guess I could start linking them all together so […]

bible bangers

Driving back home I almost run into the back of bus. A bus full of bible bangers!!! I could clearly read the sign in the back of the bus that proudly announced that the bus was transporting some christian group. I was annoyed but then I remembered one incident that looked remarkably similar… I was […]

Thank you

Tonite as I walked to my car, after class was over, I helped some girl fix a flat tire in her car. At first I thought she was looking at something on the ground as her friend watched her while she made a phone call. However when I got closer I realized one of her […]

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Sometimes I wonder why I even bother to get out of bed

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