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Rants Of A Lazy Mexican

@jrrickard sand person? you me…

@jrrickard sand person? you mean moon people? waaaasaaaaaah u got any tricko treaters there?

two hearted ale goodness while…

two hearted ale goodness while watching the hangover at the arlington drafthouse

@jrrickard that’s a lot of alc…

@jrrickard that’s a lot of alcohol for a beer. When does it reach the point you call it barley wine?

watching skins game at dizkoda…

watching skins game at dizkodan’s. Will they win or lose? someone should carry me home, I ate too much

i wonder if I could just tell …

i wonder if I could just tell them to look at my old file since the feds already have a set of my fingerprints

I wish I knew where I put my p…

I wish I knew where I put my passport last. I need to finish this paperwork so my fingerprints can be taken.

@rmcwentz hells yeahz again! I…

@rmcwentz hells yeahz again! I can totally take down the all time record if I starve myself prior to going there next

twenty flatliners baby!!! I sh…

twenty flatliners baby!!! I shoulndt be allow to eat that many chicken wings in one sitting.

why am I still awake?

why am I still awake?

14 flat liners later, from buf…

14 flat liners later, from buffalo wing factory, I feel like I had too many wings

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