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Rants Of A Lazy Mexican

Laptop crashed. Just another day? oh wait my other laptop and desktop ain’t working either

I woke up this morning and for the first time in a long time, too long for that matter, I was delighted to see the time on my watch, it was 8:15am.  Now, for the majority of people, specially on a sunday, there wouldn’t be anything extraordinary about that; however when you take into account […]

@punquin those b some mighty g…

@punquin those b some mighty good looking pictures there. I like the background color of the booth.

@dizkodan I am saying foolio. …

@dizkodan I am saying foolio. You gotz a bike and dont even use the shitz. I need to come up with like $500 for a new bike.

I tried to ride my bike today …

I tried to ride my bike today hah the derraileur and cassete are completely dead… I think I need a new bike.

@meltoids butt crack pants? ar…

@meltoids butt crack pants? are you also wearing your super slutty F-ck me boots? I demand an explanation.

@dizkodan aww yeaah get some m…

@dizkodan aww yeaah get some margaritas n then sexytime!

@dizkodan i hear that shit bro…

@dizkodan i hear that shit brotha i can use one now

Can’t sleep! for some reason I’ve been up since 4am, considering I didn’t go to sleep until around 1am, I say sleep is for the weak. The sun started coming up around 5ish am here, it is bright out-in spite of the cloud coverage- it is only 5:50am. I like having the sun come through […]

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I went out for stroll on my rollerblades earlier today.  I must’ve been outside no more than 12 minutes when one of the wheels in my right rollerblade jammed and wouldn’t rotate freely anymore.  When I finally was able to regain control-I was going down a hill as fast as I could at the time- […]

Ribs

My hands smell like garlic, blood, and some mexican marinade from the Carniceria del Norte.  Yeaah

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