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If you are going to talk about a company not holding up their end of a “contract” and legal issues, please be sure not to generalize, specially if you are going to throw in the part in which you try to make yourself more important by stating “I am a lieutenant coronel blah blah in the Army, I know about legal issues…” And please don’t be surprise, and offended for that matter, when I laugh, look at you and say “I beg your pardon but I really don’t think you have any room to talk when YOU, and by that I mean the army, constantly break international, law, treaties, and conventions.”  Do yourself a favor and spare me the sunday sermon about how you are protecting my “freedom” and how I “owe” you some respect.  Not a single person held a gun to your head and had you sign that contract, to have you join the army or any part of the arm forces of the USA.  Last time I checked, the only reason an army exist is for the eventually of war.  The sole, primary existence of an army is to fight a war and defend a territory, if you didn’t figure that out by the time you reached the age of 10 then you are a f–ck-ng retard.

Under normal circumstances I’d wish you death, but I don’t do that anymore and therefore I wish you have explosive diarreah and projectile vomit on your way home during rush hour traffic.

I will be the first one to admit that I am not a saint, and accidental rudeness will happen, even if unintended, but I do not go to place of work and make unreal demands while using profanity and then expect the person I am talking to, in such way, to smile and say “you are right, I am so sorry, I do apologize” screw you hippie!

And then people wonder why I sometimes end of my rants about someone with “I wish I had a time machine and a coat hanger”.