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Rants Of A Lazy Mexican

congratulations, you’ve instal…

congratulations, you’ve installed 135 winblow’s updates, you may now reboot and find that you still have another 140 more to go

You have 135 high priority win…

You have 135 high priority winblow’s updates to perform. To install press 1 to self destruct press 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2man this broke!

fucking reinstalling windows w…

fucking reinstalling windows will be the death of me!!!!

@doggiegirl You girls having d…

@doggiegirl You girls having dinner in old town? Yes, it is hella nice out it makes me wish i had my dog with me so I can walk him ;(

@doggiegirl actually I shouldn…

@doggiegirl actually I shouldnt talk I am not the greatest with directions but I am mexican!! we dont have cars in mexicos we got burros!!

@doggiegirl Dood how did you g…

@doggiegirl Dood how did you get lost in NOVA? where were you going? If you in nova you should come over and have a steak with me now

@dizkodan nig y aint u wait 4 …

@dizkodan nig y aint u wait 4 me 2 help u? U knows i would

Fun on campus

As I walked to class today I found this little add that was attached to a stake sticking from the ground that read “Do you have the Mason escort services phone number?” so I pulled it out of its protective plastic sleeve and “redesigned” it.  The add now reads “Do you have the Mason escort […]

Why am I up this early without…

Why am I up this early without any sort of food ready for me to consume?

@dizkodan hellz yeah mofo them…

@dizkodan hellz yeah mofo them churros be hella delicious. Lets go to TJ and get us some real churros yo I’d settle for east los though heh

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