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Rants Of A Lazy Mexican

To God

Dear God, please stop sucking so much and make the weather be more spring like…without the motherfucking rain!!! Since my bike is outta commision I am left with just my rollerblades and rollerblading on wet pavement does not work.  Also, I’d like to freaking use my goddamn grill and make some tasty steaks and chicken.

Muchas Gracias

I just feel the need to say “MUCHAS GRACIAS” to my boy DizkoDan for hooking me up with this joyntz!!! it is the awesome. One day I’ll be able to repay you all your kindness in kind…. or maybe I’ll just help you clean your lawn, paint your fence, or powerwash and reseal your steps…or […]

Decisions Decisions Decisions

So I guess I am cutting my hair in exactly two weeks.  What else can I do that will be equally, if not more dramatic, than cutting my hair that other people will notice?  FYI: I aint getting inked, pierced, or dying the rest of my remaining hair….decisions, decisions, decisions.  oh yeah, test, test, test