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Rants Of A Lazy Mexican

15  05 2006

bored

I should really be studying for my final tomorrow, however I dont feel like it. I much rather be outside rollerblading, attempting to be as white as I can be.


9 Responses to “bored”

  1. If you can score me a deal on a stove and a fridge at Home Depot, I will gladly trade you two “acting white” lessons in exchange.

  2. A: Having to tell your parents that you’re gay.

  3. BARGAIN!

  4. what kinda shiznitch are you looking for? what is your price range and such. I am pretty sure I can do the standard 10% “Friends” discount hehhee fo shizzle. I will be at work tomorrow after noon I think, call my YT ass and tell me what the dealio is 703 9240193 xt:420 somebody else might answer the phone but just tell them you b looking for me and shitzzz, that I am aware of your “situation” and stuff.

  5. Holla!

  6. I am going to attempt to rollerblade in DC on friday evening, and then I am going to drink some microbrews at the froggy bottom brew pub. I am pretty sure I’ll be one of the few people that could barely skate, and I am likely to be a liability to all the nice people in the skate patrol, but who cares, I havent done anything that put my well being at risk in a while WUUUUUUU TAAAAANG!!!

  7. Didn’t someone once call you Biff?

    I was reminded of that by a car commercial with a fairy flying around zapping everything and making it “cute”. She couldn’t zap the car and make it cute and some guy laughed at her and she zapped him and made him into a “Biff”. I was so reminded of you.

  8. That’s one of my all time favorite jokes.

  9. YT lesson number 1. Learn how to say “like” just before you start every sentence.

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