March Skiing madness!!!
Since I couldnt get anyone to just decide to say “fuck you” to both work and school, I decided to go to 7 springs ski resort by myself. For the record, I had the most fun I’ve had this entire year! I do not regret my decision of going by myself for a multitude or reasons a) There is very few people out there that can ski from 9am to 6pm without a break, not even for a cofee, beer or food b) I did whatever the fruck I want it, I didnt have to worry about the skill level of my would be companion since I didnt have any. I spent most of the time in the black diamonds 🙂 c) I didnt have to worry about either getting sick by my drinking and/or whether or not my would be companion would be too wasted to make it back to the room d) I was able to make fun of as many people as I wanted to at the bar without having to worry about offending anyone (the people I was making fun of do not count clearly) besides they were too stupid to realize it anyways e) I ended up meeting a couple of people that hung out in my room for a while, and after getting pretty wasted they went back to their room. Frankly, they could’ve stayed there since I had an extra bed and I didnt give a crap about anything.
There is a few things I realized in this trip. I realized that I need to get my ass back in the gym and do some serious workout. After 15 hours of skiing I just couldnt do it anymore, my legs felt like jelly and I couldnt even walk straight. Also, it is a very good idea to get the insurance if you are renting shit. After rendering a ski useless, the extra whooping $1 I paid for insurance, saved me from having to replace the set of skis :).
I also hate fedex with a passion!!! They didnt lose my shit, but they were fucking late. My skis got delivered to my house about ten to twenty minutes after I left for 7 springs!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS JUICE?!! I wish they would’ve been another day late instead of depriving me from using my own skis by about ten minutes. I hate you fedex.
Next year, I am gonna have to save enough money to go to Colorado or Canada or something cuz I want bigger, more dangerous slopes. Maybe I have a death wish but I am having fun for now.
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7 Springs here in PA??
You are an asshat!
Aside from officially being the whitest spic ever (Steph says we should rename you Biff, and you should take up some badminton in the off season), you seem to forget that if FedEX HAD delivered your ski’s earlier, you would have destroyed them, rather than the shitty rental pair.
Yes, 7 Springs PA!!!! I would’ve stayed longer had I more money to stay in the hotel longer, but I didnt hehhee.
Biff eh?? I nearly pissed my pants when I read that shit, all I could think about was Back 2 the Future!!! I’d take up badminton but it just doesnt strike me as a sport I’d enjoy. I rather stick to rock climbing/kayacking/hockey/rollerblading instead, if anything I’d get a broken bone out of one of those sports :).
Hehehe you know, you are totally right. If I would’ve had my own skis, my reckless behavior would’ve gone up and/or be at least equally as bad. Perhaps I might’ve taken it a bit easier since the skis are about 20 centimeters longer the ones I usually rent; however the rentals I got this time around were 150 cm, apparently they dont make intermediate level rental skis that are shorter than 150cm unless you want to go the snowblade route. I totally need to go to Colorado/Canada/Utah next year though, I know for sure whitetails/Wisp/Roundtop/Liberty aint going to provide me with what I need!!
You BUTTHEAD!!! I think maybe 2 hours away from that!!!